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The Outer Run
A hundred ships. One track. Live.
Out to the edge of the universe and back through the gates, past asteroids, mines, pirates and the odd black hole. Free to enter, ninety minutes long, and nobody respawns.
The teaser
Hollis Quill would like a word.
Thirty-two real racers and sixty-eight rival drivers with names, grudges and terrible mottos, on a new track every race. A director cuts the broadcast as it happens; cameras get hit, glass cracks, the feed goes to static and the booth carries on regardless.
In the booth
Two voices, ninety minutes, no script.

Hollis Quill
Three finishes and one knee. Dry, technical, keeps a list of Rules that grow more specific every race. Will not discuss the Cinder Gate.

Juno Pennywhistle
Her first Run. Keeps the Explosion Counter, nicknames every ship, and has bet Hollis a bowl of noodles on the winner.
Under the hood
A race that keeps itself fair.
- A race director watches the ships in the pack. When a lot of racers fly the same kind of build, it sends the hazards that punish exactly that build, so no single ship wins every time. It also steers how many racers reach the end.
- Every ship is built from the same points budget, nobody sees what anyone else picked, and money never buys speed.
- The server runs the race and replays every finished one to check the result.
- One simulation for the whole broadcast: your browser, the server and the broadcast agree on the race to the last bit, using our own maths so nothing drifts over ninety minutes.
- A hundred ships for ninety minutes, in a web page: no download, nothing streamed from a data centre.

How it works
Free to enter. Hard to finish.
- Fly to your home station, dock and register at the Port. Entry is free; a computer is needed (it will not run on a phone).
- Pick a fighter and tune it from the same points budget as everyone else. Nobody sees what you picked. Money never buys speed or strength.
- Every racer gets a number drawn at random, painted on the ship. The commentators use it to tell you apart.
- Destroyed is out: no respawns. The out join the Gallery and choose the hazards that come next, and they remember who put them there.
- The board goes dark for the last twenty minutes. Nobody knows who leads until the finish.
- The winner gets a 5 GBP gift card by email, automatically (races entered from the desktop app; checked for cheating first).
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